6/20 Monday MillBox

Q: Why is there an ad for "Big Girls Bra" between this post & the next? Is there some subliminal message I'm supposed to understand, or have you shifted your target audience to big girls who need big bras? -- Yufu
A: Interesting question, Yufu.  Until you brought it to my attention, I thought that the ads were generated based on the content of my site.  Checking my blog right now, I see ads for: Christianmingle.com (on the sidebar), laser hair removal, "Singles over 50," Dockers Dress Pants, and "Fertility problems?".  I suppose this means that that "they" think that I'm a single bald male over 50 years old who does not "wear the pants" and is infertile....but I am encouraged that they offered me a Christian dating service!!!  So, my thought then is...have you been googling for Big Girls Bras recently?  To answer your 2nd question, then, I have not shifted my target audience because I guess I've always appealed to readers like you who want Big Girls Bras. (For other readers, what ads are you seeing?)


Also, just in case you're wondering whether I make a buttload of money off this blog or not...I've made 20 cents since in the last 4 weeks.  That's right....5 cents per week....1 cent per entry!!!


Q: Miller, having known you for almost 10 years, I know you've always viewed your body as a temple of God. This is particularly true for your Darkwa-like lips. Having said this, how did your first kiss come about? Details please. -- Yufu (...again)
A:One word: -9.8m/s^2


Q: If you wanna go political... would you ever vote for a mormon? -- your girlfriend
A: Definitely not, if it's David Archuletta.  Slight chance, if it's Donny Osmond.  Maybe, if it's Danny Ainge (Boston Celtics General Manager).  But in general...I've been know to say that I'm all for polygamy...if all that means is "many games"....then I'm all for that!

Q: where was the bus driver while this is happening?!? Did he/she know what you were doing?! -- Mikey
A: To clarify my poop in bag story, the bus driver was not on the bus when I pooped.  He was hanging out in the park near the bus.  I walked to him to ask for paper towels and he said there were some on the bus, but he did not go to the bus with me.  As to whether he knew what I was doing or not...I'm guessing no because...it's probably not every day that a kid poops in a plastic bag.

Q: okay another question: pres. obama's radio address before father's day said "So recently, I took on a second job: assistant coach for Sasha’s basketball team. On Sundays, we’d get the team together to practice, and a couple of times, I’d help coach the games. It was a lot of fun – even if Sasha rolled her eyes when her dad voiced his displeasure with the refs."

how does it make you feel knowing that president obama is not just president of the united states but living your dream of working as a youth basketball coach? -- your girlfriend (...again)

A: Man...it makes me want to become a referee in Sasha's basketball league...I'd eject him from the first time I referee a game he's coaching...

...then after totally embarrassing the most powerful man in the world...

...I'd ask myself....why did I move all the way to DC to become a lousy referee in a girls basketball league?  Am I the worst terrorist ever?