Wednesday 5/28 Delayed Millings

Millting Points: Thoughts on living alone:

• It's kinda weird.
• I realized why normal people go to bed so early...
• ...there's nothing to do late at night.
  

Daily MillStar: A MillCredit goes to Vince McMahon for suggesting that he is going to give away one million dollars of his own money to WWE fans over the course of the next few weeks. Vince is such a genius that he might only be giving away "a chance" at one million dollars, but he'll still get massive ratings. Let's hope this doesn't earn an XFL sized MillDud in the coming weeks.

Daily MillDud: A MillDud goes to the WNBA. This MillDud is long overdue. Does the WNBA seriously think it can guilt trip me into watching them? Their new commercials seem to suggest that I wouldn't disparage their league...it's good thing I am not easily persuaded by commercials shown during NBA games...otherwise I would try to dive into a basketball court head first (courtesy of Sprite).

MillBoard Charts Song of the Day: It's always been a dream of mine to go to an open mic night and perform the "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Theme Song." The fact that almost no one knows the verses of the song means that it would take people a full verse to realize that I was actually singing the Power Rangers song and not some generic (but serious) rock song.

Milligan: When I was a Freshman in college, Mike Chen and I got pretty experimental with our haircuts. Though retaining his trademark "poofy hair," he got a Jesus fish shaved into the back of his head. I, on the other hand, being a little less righteous and a little more narcissistic, got the letter "M" shaved into the back of mine. Because we were about 8 years late on the whole shaving-into-the-back-of-the-head trend, it's something I'd like to forget.

Millage People Shout-out: Mad props to Tim Havens for revealing the awkwardness of his past relationships. Not only is Tim happily married now, but he also has New York Times paparazzi stalking him while he enjoys his morning cereal. Tim is proof that you too can overcome a past history of awkward pseudo-relationships that abruptly end.