7/4 Monday MillBox

Q: Can you think of a fate worse than my current one, that of being stuck on OB/GYN service looking at vaginas for an entire month?  Have you ever heard of vajazzling?  I did, this month... -- timhavens


A: Hmmm.... looking at vajayjays for an entire month is a pretty bad deal...especially when many of them are gooey or fishy or falling out... If I want to willingly experience any of those things for a month...I must be a deep sea fisherman...otherwise...my condolences go out to you, Tim.


As for Vajazzling...Man!  I'm already disappointed in myself for having heard of bedazzling....now this is crazy....why would you do that?  What pattern would you even jewel there?  Again, I'm sorry for your predicament...


Finally...let's say you're a professional baker...and you're job is to make cupcakes all day...so many cupcakes that the last thing you want to do when you go home is see a cupcake...


...in short...does being on OB/GYN service diminish your libido?

Q: What do you make of the bands who were big when you were in high school coming out new albums? Take Limp Bizkit's "Gold Cobra", and Simple Plan's "Get Your Heart On", for instance, in addition to boybands making a comeback as well. -- jacuzzijo


A: Hey jacooz, I think I was already in college when Simple Plan was big, so I'll just be addressing Limp Bizkit here.  When I was in middle school, I remember saying that my favorite band was Limp Bizkit.  I thought that "Nookie" was going to go down as a classic song on par with BSB's "I Want It That Way"....but years and years later...I'm wondering why I even liked Limp Bizkit....I don't even have the motivation to youtube "Gold Cobra"....in the end, I'm gonna say that Limp Bizkit got lucky.  They were in an era in which you could cover songs and sell tons of records (ie. Limp Bizkit's "Faith" in a generation that also featured Puff Daddy's "I'll Be Missing You")....they also got lucky in that mixing punk rock and rap actually worked....years ahead of Jay-Z and Linkin Park...there was Limp Bizkit and Method Man and Red Man with "'N Together Now".....after "Break Stuff"....there luck just ran out...sorry Limp Bizkit....in the end, I shouldn't have expected so much from a Bizkit of Limp variety...


Q: Miller, your blog's content comes exclusively from Brown alumni/students. Do you think that affects the writing for better or worse? -- O_canada

A: I won't confirm or deny that...BUT I have no intention of exclusively looking to Brown alumni/students for content.  So if your question is whether I'd let Brown dropout Emma Watson into my Friendzone, the answer is most likely yes....definitely yes before the short hair....


If you'd like to become an occasional panelist on the Friday Friendzone, send me an email... no ties to Brown are required....

Q: What song should you sing if you doubt the credibility of a certain poofy-haired Canadian Friday Friendzone panelist?


A: (Y)MC, eh?







Q: Are you sad that I won't be competing in today's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest? (Takeru Kobayashi, Japan)


A: C'mon Kobayashi...what's your deal???  You have no integrity and no honor.  I thought you were Japanese... So what you've lost the last 4 years  after winning the previous 6... You give a bad name to all of us who have ever walked around with a fake wrestling belt....

Also...what's with Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest expanding this year into two separate contests...one for men and one for women.... has Title IX infiltrated the hallowed halls of competitive eating?!?!?!?  I'm not even sure if this is a victory for gender equality or not....will feminists celebrate tomorrow when they see 10 women stuff themselves with hot dogs while a predominantly male audience eggs them on to become the first ever woman to win the most gluttonously famous competition in the world?  Or should feminists be fighting to be let back into the competition with the men?