Wednesday, May 25, 2011

5/25 Wednesday Weekly

MillStar of the Week: This week's MillCredit goes to Irish Blacks.  With Ireland claiming Barack O'Bama as one of their native sons, they should really consider adopting the other celebrity black people who could be Irish... like Eddie Murphy and Shaquille O'Neal.  This would give Ireland three of the biggest names in politics, entertainment, and sports of the last 20 years.  Any more famous Irish Blacks that I missed?

By the way, Ireland missed out on any chance they would ever have at winning a gold medal in Olympic basketball.  In the early 2000s, they could have dominated with a starting lineup of Shaq, Tracy McGrady, Antonio McDyess, Aaron McKie, and Walter McCarty.

MillDud of the Week: A MillDud goes to Harold Camping for his horribly incorrect rapture prediction.  What was this guy thinking?  May 21st 6PM came and went with no puddles of clothing on the ground.  Word has it that the new rapture date is October 21st.  The scary thing is....once he loses all his followers by missing a few more predictions (thus ensuring the Bible's claim that no one will know the hour of Christ's return)....he might actually guess correctly....

BTW...let's go on a "Harold Camping Trip".... umm... what would that even look like?  (MillStar consideration for the most creative answer.)

Sigh of Relief for: Arnold Schwarzenegger

MillBoard Charts Song of the Week: This week's song of the week goes to "Written in the Stars" by Tinie Tempah ft. Eric Turner.  This catchy tune was the theme song for Wrestlemania this year (which is how I was introduced to it).  When I first watched the music video and saw that it was a Adrien Brody-looking white guy and a rapping black guy, I assumed that Eric Turner must be the black guy...thus making Tinie Tempah the owner of the giant nose...and I may have been wrong...

BUT why should you assume that the black guy is the one with the fake name?  The white guy is allowed to go by some random fake name, too, right? Or are YOU too racist to let him be creative???

Also, what's "a message to the main" mean? Huh? Nonsensical lyrics that get repeated over and over?

8 comments:

mikey said...

I love Waltaaaaah!


is Eminem considered a white guy?

Anonymous said...

how is "written in the stars" a wrestlemania theme?! eeew. Tinie has other good tracks....

Bearded said...

It's racist towards whites to think that a white guy isn't creative enough to come up with a fake name.

Racist...and true

your girlfriend said...

HAHAHAHA jimmy.. true that

Bearded said...

Also, for the record, I'm currently tied for 1st for most millstars, while your girlfriend is tied for 1st for most millduds.

Miller said...

@Mikey: Eminem is not white

@anonymous: wrestling at wrestlemania is considered the dream of every wrestler (ie playing in the superbowl...so i guess the song's "I'm on my way" is indicative of that thought

@Jimmy: what kind of a name is Jimmy?

your girlfriend said...

actually i got a millstar but it was under "umamster" and he did not put it in the sidebar. so.... 1 millstar and 1 milldud. take that jimmy

Miller said...

Let the record show that Umamster only received a Millage People Shoutout and never was names a MillStar. Jimmy is correct.