Monday, June 13, 2011

6/13 Monday MillBox

Dirk Denies LeBron!!!
Q: The Mavs beat the Heat last night just like you predicted.  Wanna gloat about it? -- Miller


A: Why, yes, Miller....even though I predicted the Mavs in 5 and not Mavs in 6....it was a bold enough prediction that I will still claim victory!  Dirk played great and earned that MVP award even though I don't think he's a top 20 player of all-time.  Lemme name 20 players who were better just to prove it...

From the pre-1980s: Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Oscar Robertson, John Havlicek, Bob Cousy
From the 1980s: Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Moses Malone, Julius Erving
From the 1990s: Hakeem Olajuwon, Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, John Stockton, Karl Malone
From the 2000s: Shaquille O'Neal, Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, Kobe Bryant

BUT if we choose to have affirmative action for European basketball players, I guess Dirk is historically the best....although I would personally cast my biased vote for Vlade Divac!!! (and yes, I left LeBron off my top 20!)


Q: Is your girlfriend a real person? -- Mikey

A: Hey Mikey, you can believe what you want to believe.  BUT if I must answer...I will just say...not only is my girlfriend a real person....she's a real angry person...Japanese samurai angry...







Please ask me more questions for next week!!!  (Leave any questions you might have in the comments section below)

6 comments:

mikey said...

is she going to hurt me now?

Yufu said...

1- Don't know how else to say this, but this post is WEAK. I'm on my lunch time poop right now and hope to be entertained or informed. Neither was accomplished despite my having eaten lots of vegetables lately.

2- Why is there an ad for "Big Girls Bra" between this post & the next? Is there some subliminal message I'm supposed to understand, or have you shifted your target audience to big girls who need big bras?

3- Please put in a better effort at constructing artificial questions. To start, I would like the answer to, "Miller, having known you for almost 10 years, I know you've always viewed your body as a temple of God. This is particularly true for your Darkwa-like lips. Having said this, how did your first kiss come about? Details please."

4- Don't Fro-delete my comment.

your girlfriend said...

@mikey - maybe. but i should probably meet you first.

@yufu - EW didn't you read the social snafus entry?! why are you blackberry-ing while pooping?

andy_s said...

I second the question about your first kiss.

your girlfriend said...

if you wanna go political... would you ever vote for a mormon?

your girlfriend said...

okay another question: pres. obama's radio address before father's day said "So recently, I took on a second job: assistant coach for Sasha’s basketball team. On Sundays, we’d get the team together to practice, and a couple of times, I’d help coach the games. It was a lot of fun – even if Sasha rolled her eyes when her dad voiced his displeasure with the refs."

how does it make you feel knowing that president obama is not just president of the united states but living your dream of working as a youth basketball coach?