MillStar of the Week: A MillCredit goes to White Basketball Players. With the recent NBA championship run by Dirk Nowitzki, White Basketball Players (from strange lands) are suddenly a hot commodity again! In tomorrow night's NBA Draft, look for Enes Kanter (from Turkey), Jonas Valanciunas (from Lithuania), Jan Vesely (from Czech Republic), and Jimmer Fredette (from very strange Utah) to all get drafted in the Top 15 picks!
MillDud of the Week: This week's MillDud goes to Canada for the rioting in Vancouver last week after losing a hockey game. First off, it's just hockey. When LeBron left Cleveland, I understood why they were burning jerseys...that seemed worth destroying things for because they were screwed...but losing 4-0 in a hockey game is nowhere near a conspiracy or screwjob. Second, why destroy your own city? Makes no sense! Third, I can't believe Canada hasn't gotten the MillDud yet! Only good thing about Canada is their excellence in raising future pro wrestlers...any rebuttals Yufu?
MillBoard Charts Song of the Week: Man...what happened to JoBro? Did the Jonas Brothers fall of the face of the earth or what? In fact, what happened to Miley Cyrus? Man...did Justin Beiber kill them off in a turf war? The real winner in all of this is Selena Gomez who was ahead of the curve...instead of being just another Disney Star to be outdone by the Beibs...she became his ladyfriend. But in honor of the good times...the song of the week is "Send It On" by the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, and Selena Gomez. This feel good song was produced by Disney 2 years ago to encourage us to Go Green and save the world. Instead, it has me wondering...how Selena Gomez, the one in this song with the least musical ability, is the only one still making top 40 songs today. It's the power of Beiber, man. With such unchecked power, I'm gonna promote him to #5 on my All-Anti-Christ Team behind Obama, Hinn, Oprah, and Osteen.
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