MillDud of the Week: A gigantic, terrifyingly disgusting MillDud goes to Catherine Kieu Becker, who was arrested yesterday after she cut off her husband's penis and put it into the garbage disposal. The scariest thing about this story is just how elaborate her plan was:
Procedure:1) Obtain drug
2) Cook dinner
3) Put drug into dinner
4) Feed poisoned dinner to husband
5) Convince husband to sleep off his wooziness on the bed
6) Tie up unconscious husband
7) Remove husband's clothes
8) Sharpen knife
9) WAIT for husband to wake up
10) Cut off husband's penis
11) Put penis into garbage disposal
I would hope that any decent human being would think better of following through with this plan after Steps 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, and 10. Step 11 is too late for remorse and Step 9 was just cruel. Ms. Becker puts Lorena Bobbitt to shame!
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6 comments:
My comments are--
1: Thankfully, he's going to be just fine once he gets fitted with a customized prosthetic penis. The only downside to this implementation is that prosthetic penis is positively associated with risk of motor vehicle accidents (specifically, the front to side "T-bone" form of collision).
2: She's Asian, no? This should teach all those white, multiple-syllabic surname white guys to leave our women alone. Asian women aren't crazy intrinsically, but when paired with a white guy, they go insane. The issue here is obviously with the white guy.
HAHAHAHAHA THAT AP ARTICLE IS HILARIOUS!!! IF YOU READ HALFWAY DOWN THE PAGE, IT SAYS:
"This is a private matter," he said.
NO DUH?!? PENIS GOT CUT OFF-- IT HAD BETTER BE A PRIVATE MATTER!!!
haha...i'm amazed that they used "private" so many times in that article to mean "personal" and not "junk"
I remember watching the 2gether show on Saturday mornings.....
dude. you missed a day of posting :O whers thursday at?
fyi, i'm down for a dinner w/ jimmy tull. i wanna be on this list! lorenna lee should join us too.
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